One is to start off with the following,
Someone should fucking go find his heart, and his brains too.
Insensitivity combined with
"retarded-ness" is a deadly sin punishable by punishments far worse off than death.
No worries, people, one refers not to anyone who reads this blog, nor to
LDW, nor the long missing fake Foucault, nor most people you might think of. This specific dickhead won't chance upon one's beautiful and sexy blog either. Not to worry, if you're reading this, it is calculated that the possibility of being this certain person is but a mere 0.00000000000000000003142%.
Fret not, he is too much of a pompous dickhead to read one's blog, thus he won't make a grand appearance.
One shall not mention what retarded words that spewed out of his mouth to my friend, lest word gets out, like what happened to the "dearly missed fake Foucault" case, and things would then become messy, probably. Lets not risk it.
All you have to know, as a reader of this lovely new post, is that one has had the worst luck to ever have come to know such a lowlife.
One shall not give this lowlife any further honorable mention, for it just angers one furthermore.
Alastair and
Hai Liang, if you happen to read this, one has to explain that one's
MSN conked up, signing one out of
MSN and somehow created an error code to torment oneself, thus the abrupt exit and the failure to return back to
MSN. Sorry, hope it fixes itself by tomorrow or something.
Shared with
Jing Hui about the Mayans' Doomsday Prophecy, during our usual long wait for
MRT. Yes, they say we all die in 2012, 4 years. One would be 20 then. As much as one is unwilling to bring himself to believe such an ominous prediction, the Mayans were an ancient civilisation that were known to be spot-on with their predictions, like the appearance of
Osama, 911 incident, and ETC. Clairvoyant people they were much, one is jealous.
If it were to be true, one would like to achieve many things before one dies of Armageddon or something of the sort, hopefully in the 4 years.
1. Publish one's very own
manga.
2. Have a band, have tons of fun in one's band.
YAY.
3. Find the love of one's life.
4. Become more closer with one's friends.
5. A pet dog, or cat.
6. Maybe game one's head off.
7. Become a better man.
8. Splurge.
9. Produce movies.
10. And of course, random ETC.
Really, if Armageddon was due to happen in just 4 years, one doesn't see the point to study like mad cow disease any further. Darn it.
People would say, " In life, one doesn't always get what one wants in life."
In reply, " Its better to die trying than to die not trying at all." And one has just 4 years left, or so the Mayans say.
And one has been doing what one has scorned and hated for near 4 years of one's life, studying in Secondary school is somehow not that appealing to one.
Then why keep doing something you do not wish to do? One does not know, thus continues to waste one's life away.
See, for example, American and Japanese citizens, since young, they have the freedom to pursue what they like and wish to pursue. As for Singaporeans, we are so cooped up by education that we might become deluded from pursuing what we really want. Sure, we might want to study, be scientists or doctors, or some genius who discovered how to earn millions by
seling away his Social Studies essays.
But for people who do not wish to study, why the hell are they still rotting away their life in school?
Picture an American kid watching Slash, the guitarist, strumming away at his guitar with his mad skills, inspired the kid becomes, he decides to pick up the guitar and learn. Like Mr Lee says, such people make things happen.
Now, a Singaporean kid, goes through the same scenario, just idolizes Slash, admiring how cool he is. Like Mr Lee said, such people watch and wonder what happens.
Then why don't one just drop out of school right now? Since even if one were to struggle so miserably just to obtain 6 A1's on his
O' level certificate, it'll burn into crisp in midst of the Armageddon that is due to happen in 4 years, or so the Mayans claim. There goes one's miserable efforts then.
One would rather have enjoyed the last 4 years of his life doing what one wants to do, then one would die as a contented 20 year old man, or die as a miserable 20 year old man. The choice has to be made, sooner or later.
Yet the Mayans could be wrong, if one was to suddenly release 4908753 tonnes of carbon dioxide and 5732980 tonnes of methane into the atmosphere now, we'd all die of the effects of global warming sometime this year. See, Mayans proven wrong already.
Or one could release 9362000 tonnes of CFC products into the atmosphere now, and the ozone layer would deplete, we'd all die of UV radiation then. There you go again, Mayans proven wrong once more.
Also, it could also be a prediction to instigate a major uproar throughout the entire world. See, everyone would think " Oh dear, today we all die, lets do whatever we like." . There will then be arson, killings, robberies, and ETC.
In summary, it will be a pandemonium, and we'd all kill one another, thus, a very clever prediction indeed. Because even if there was no Armageddon due to come, we'd all panic and kill one another instead, wiping ourselves out.
It is difficult to believe that it might happen, but it sure gave one a rather rude wake-up call.
Should one continue studying or give up studying?
Confused much ~.~