Don't condemn people. Doesn't mean that they used to be emo all the time, that they'll always remain so.

I was pissed, it doesn't imply that I was being emo.

Come on. It's not that difficult to see. Don't be stubborn with views and opinions of others. People can actually change. ETC. LIV.

So its sian to read of me being pissed at Mrs Yap? OK. Seriously, that post, not emo at all.

Blah. Talk cock before sleeping.

If you're mature, you don't have to claim that you are. If you're manly, you don't even have to say that you are.

I'm not claiming myself as anything. I have nothing much to say. O levels are coming, that's everything that should be on our mind for now, nothing else. You don't have to know more.

Honestly, I know it is impossible for anyone to hold their fart for too long. We all have our fair share of awkward, embarrassing, flatulent moments before.

Like how I went berserk with my incessant farting in the toilet. Allah was there. Well, couldn't be helped, held it for the entire day. Damn embarrassing right? It's the toilet, shit happens there, literally.

So was the case for Allah in the LT. Obviously, going out of the LT just to fart, is simply dumb, yet at the same time, considerate.

Even if it was so sudden and had to be released on the spot immediately. So be it. It can't kill, but it may stink. It can't be helped what, we're all Human.

But does this mean we should remain there just to bask in the warming fragrance of your fart? No what. We won't catch any disease or illnesses, even so, that doesn't mean we should stay there and smell your fart.

Enjoyable meh? Pleasant meh? We have all the reason to avoid your fart. Give us a reason to smell it deliberately.

There are reasons as to why someone would deliberately smell some one's fart. Either that someone has a delightful fetish for fart sniffing, or because the person that farted was some celebrity or something.

I'll elaborate on the second reason. Example, Britney Spears or something. Whatever stuff she's used, auctioned on eBay, can fetch for a lot. Fanatics are easily appeased by these kinda things. You can simply imagine these hardcore people snooping around her ass just to catch a whiff whenever she farts.

But no! Neither of these cases applied to us. We don't like smelling fart, is that normal human behaviour? Its just like how most normal humans would avoid the rubbish dump, unless they actually work there. Why? Simply because, it stinks.

Rubbish dump also natural what, our natural rubbish. But we avoid it still, go and smell it for what fuck? Unless you work there, then there's no choice.

I looked at Allah from afar, we shifted after he farted. I somehow could tell what he was thinking, and he blogged about it today. Surprisingly, I read his mind lor.

Or he was being rather predictable these days.

And you want to attribute farting to being manly? That justifies you farting for everyone to enjoy?

Explaining why we fart: Its because we're humans, that's why we fart. That much is obvious.

It takes guts to fart out loud and not be embarrassed about it? Instead of saying that's very manly and gutsy of a person, how about thinking about it another way?

The usual " Oops, excuse me. " would have settled the issue.

Perhaps it is not in the nature of men to be apologetic or embarrassed for farting around people, with all that pride, ego and stubbornness inside of us. Now I see why you think it means being manly.

Yeah, that's the way to go. Manly fart means that you'd have to be crude, rude, inconsiderate, and even indignant about it.

You're not obliged to spare a thought for others. No one is obliged to spare a thought for others. You can be rude and ETC, no one would care, even though its not nice.

Does Yong Siang go around saying, " Its OK to be rude and blatant! It's OK to fart for people to smell! Because that's manly! "?

You get so angry because we don't want to smell your fart?

There's a clear difference between being what you deem as Manly, and being a nice person.

Maybe we should go tear down all the " Gentle " in front of " Man " in our school slogan and where it may appear, if everyone thought like you.

A Man in the making. Very good.

Blah. Well that was a wonderful waste of time.

Go on, keep up that bloated head of yours. I don't think you'd listen anyway.